When you think of an office cleaning going down, what do you see in your mind’s eye? Bored-looking dudes in bland uniforms, eyes down, slowly mopping, vacuuming, wiping, and taking out the trash? Sure, that happens every day all up and down the California coast, from San Diego to Sacramento, and probably in whatever is north of Sacramento, too. (There has to be something up there besides Lake Shasta, right?)

But that’s just “an office cleaning.” Los Angeles has so much more to offer than just drab uniforms and slow mopping. We have businesses like MegaJanitorial, with people who care about cleanliness, who want to do more than just go through the minimal motions of everyday scrubbery. There are no Roger the Scrubbers here. Our Roger is into floor care. Hardwood, laminate, tile, Pergo, you name it, our Roger can and will not just clean it, but help it stay clean with a protective coating of…whatever it is that kind of floor takes. Don’t ask me, I’m not Roger. (Names have been changed to protect the potentially innocent.)

The point is, there’s no reason for a Los Angeles office cleaning to consist of a mop dipped in weak sauce and then thoughtlessly smeared around until the floor is weak and vaguely saucy. MegaJanitorial, like the -Man and/or -Tron and/or -Deth that we may and/or may not be named after, goes above and beyond. Do you need your:

• Industrial-grade carpet free of industrial-grade spots and stains?
• Upholstery cleansed of its upholsting ways and returned to a life of innocent furnishing?
• Restrooms de-grossed, re-stocked, and actually restful?
• Windows forced into the kind of transparency you’d like to see in the government?
• High-traffic areas scraped and scrubbed completely free of traffic jam?
• Break room kitchenette slain and resurrected in the form of a safe eating environment?
• Sidewalks pressured into walking a straight-and-narrow path of well-blasted cleanliness?

We’ve got people for that! People who thrive on the kind of filth your workers generate as an unintended side effect of your epic workflow efficiencies and mad synergy skillz. Not thrive on like they eat the stuff. That’s gross. They thrive on it the way that Donald Trump thrives on TV cameras pointed in his direction. They take pride in cleaning impossible-to-clean things the way that Michael Bay takes pride in exploding his explosions as they explode, or Xzibit takes pride in that last sentence.

Want to see what MegaJanitorial can do for your business? Give us a call; we’ll be happy to show you. The phone number is up there at the top of the page.